May 2013
japert:
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
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Gonna go to work very soon.
Bluh.
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poco-loki:
emilythesmelly:
radagastcalling:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song
BUT YOU CAN TRY
durik:
hyungstrider:
i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format
Reblog if you have the best followers ever
mookie000:
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Okay. Legit question. Should I even play Final...
theambiguoushero:
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
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i will indeed let you know when winter is coming.
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oh right. um... i can make 'em fresh for ya...
Message me a body part, this looks so interesting
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
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Like right now. I can make 'em again. Mom won't...
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erin. do you want a brownie baked into an orange?
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psh. oranges are rad.
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I'm about to make brownies with a twist.
By that, I mean that they will be baked inside the peels of oranges.
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
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i am quite bored
ask me some stuff, mayhap?
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*sits quietly and invents a story*
linpatootie:
veiledsentiments:
The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever.
to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’
so
you know
OH MY GOD.
oogamisackura:
Oh my god i just realized The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck
See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half. Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected. Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk. Heart players give a part of their...
goldshirts-tightpants:
little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.